There’s
been a lot of political winking and nudging going on lately, with people
talking about how Mitt Romney is a *REAL* American (you know, because that black
guy isn’t). So I decided to do a little research.
Here’s
a brief list of how Real American Mitt™ stacks up against the Real
American Constitution:
First
amendment
Congress
shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion
Romney’s
running mate has voted for a personhood amendment, which would establish life
as beginning at birth, an inherently Christian belief. The new Republican
platform also calls for a complete ban on abortion, even in cases of rape,
incest or when the mother’s life is at risk. Under Jewish law, it is considered
a mitzvah (a good deed) to save the life of the mother, even if that means
performing an abortion. Any of these bans would be a clear violation of the
First Amendment of the US Constitution.
Second
amendment
The
right to keep and bear arms
Romney
supported the Clinton Gun Ban in 1994, and in 2008 told Meet the Press he would
have renewed the failed gun control law. As governor of Massachusetts in 2002,
Romney signed one of the toughest assault weapon laws in the country. He's
flip-flopped recently to pander to the NRA vote, but that only proves what
little regard he has for his own beliefs and the Constitution.
Fourth
amendment
“…right
of the people to be secure … against unreasonable searches and seizures…”
Romney
has chosen as one of his foreign policy advisors Michael Hayden, a member of
the Bush administration who added to the Patriot Act the ability of the
government to wiretap phones and monitor electronic activity. Romney has also
affirmed his support of current TSA search practices.
Sixth
amendment
Protects
the right to a fair and speedy public trial by jury and the right to
retain counsel
Romney
once said “Now we're going to -- you said the person's going to be in
Guantanamo. I'm glad they're at Guantanamo. I don't want them on our soil. I
want them on Guantanamo, where they don't get the access to lawyers they get
when they're on our soil. I don't want them in our prisons. I want them there.”
Fourteenth amendment
“no state shall ... deny to any person within its
jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.”
Romney supports a complete ban on LGBT marriages, and
would support the Republican platform which bans LGBT individuals from serving
in the military. Romney also believes men have a right to self-determination
over their bodies, but not women.
Fifteenth amendment
Prohibits
the denial of suffrage based on race, color, or previous condition of servitude
Pennsylvania
Republican Mike Turzai stated during a Republican State Committee meeting that
voter ID laws would “allow Governor Romney to win the state of Pennsylvania.” A
Pennsylvania judge upheld those laws, claiming they’d be “fairly enforced,”
despite pretty obvious evidence to the contrary. Florida’s attempt to enact
voter ID laws primarily targeted Democrats, and reduced new Democrat
registrations to almost zero in its immediate wake. Attempts were made in Ohio
to limit voting hours for primarily low-income, Democratic areas, though that
blatant attempt at racial segregation failed. Colorado attempts at a voter
purge targeted over 4 times more Democrats than Republicans, specifically those
who registered with non-resident (though still legal) paperwork (those would be
Hispanic voters, if you didn’t catch on).
Sixteenth
amendment
Allows
the federal government to collect income tax
Romney
claimed that he has paid “no less than 13% income tax” on his fortune – which
is terribly generous of him, because I’m rather solidly middle class and pay
around 30%. Romney has refused to release more than 2 years of tax records,
because the vast majority of his funds are in off-shore tax havens.
Now
fucking tell me again how Romney’s a Real American. I fucking dare you.